A Few Elizabeth Funnies

These are things I have to write down or I will forget them, so here they are :)

*We are leaving church the other night and I have just gotten everyone loaded and EB declares she has to potty, really, really bad.  I told her she could go as soon as we get home.  She responds, "OK, drive fast mommy, but not so fast that you get pulled over!"  (For the record Brandon recently got pulled over- not me)

*Elizabeth comes crying to me this morning and holding her mouth and she is crying really hard.  "Honey, what happened, did you hit your mouth?"  Between sobs I get, "I had my eyes closed, pretending I was blind and I ran into the wall."  Really?

*Grant was in time-out the other day, but didn't want to stay there, so I ended up having to hold him.  After it was over she says, "I have a great idea!  Why don't you give him something he really likes and then he would stay in time out.  Like a train, or a car or candy!"  Yes, great idea baby, that will really drive the message home!

*She thinks the lyrics to Adele's "Rumor Has It" are "Boomer has it"